it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
i on’t want no baby. i on’t wanna baby sit, i on’t even wanna see a baby on tv. a bitch even call me baby we got some problems.
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
do you ever feel so disappointed and you just want to run anywhere
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.