holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off

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michaxl:

how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

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bettershitbricks:

titytwochainz:

i on’t want no baby. i on’t wanna baby sit, i on’t even wanna see a baby on tv. a bitch even call me baby we got some problems. 

#nobabies

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ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

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lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing)

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pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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compliment:

do you ever feel so disappointed and you just want to run anywhere 

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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

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